JOHN WESLEY AUSTIN's

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Some people catch fish, then throw 'em back in the water.  That ain't right! 

A hunter would never shoot a deer, and then patch him up with Band-Aids!

"Here's a picture of me & my dive buddie!"


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JWA's stand-up recorded live in concert!

Buyin' a Truck 931 KB

Black Cat 779 KB

Women Think They're Fat 224 KB

Life in a Mobile Home 513 KB

Audited by IRS 699 KB

NASCAR 782 KB

No Fear 354 KB

Smoking & Drinkin' 626 KB

Things That Ain't Right! 388 KB

Whoopin' 243 KB

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