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My wife bought me a computer-simulated fishin' game. It's damn realistic. I was sittin' there drinkin' beer & catchin' fish. I stood up in the boat & pissed all over the living room carpet! |
"If you want to write jokes, go live life!" |
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There are so many different kinds of condoms. They have lubed & ribbed. One time, I saw some that were spiral. I'd be afraid that I'd put it in and then not be able to get it back out. "Hold on honey, I'm cross-threaded for cryin' out loud! Let me spin you, I think I can back it out!" |
