"Tammy Lynn & I drove out to Las Vegas.  On the way, we went to the Grand Canyon & hiked down 3 miles, then back up.  I thought I was going to die.  Save yourself the trouble.  Stomp around in some donkey shit, and go to the IMAX theater."

Here I am on my new toy.  On the back, there's a warning sticker.  It says, "do not get body orifices near the impeller... "  It really says that.   Okay, who was the dip shit?!!  "Honey, I'm gonna put my butt hole up to this jet exhaust......you let her rip!!!"

JWA tees up in Colorado Springs, CO.

Austin eats at only the finest restaurants.

"Hey Bin Laden, kiss my ass!"

When you buy a new raccoon, the question is always, what to do with your old one.

Here is Austin at the Sirius Satellite Radio 400 at Michigan Int'l Speedway (NASCAR is his favorite sport).

Here is Matt Kenseth & Dale Jarrett at MIS at 187 MPH.

Here's some of the great staff at THE LOONY BIN in Little Rock, AR sporting the latest in John Wesley Austin fashion ware.

Born to be MILD!!!