IT WAS GREAT

You almost made me have an accident in my car when I was listening to you on
Johnny Dare and Murphy on Thursday morning. Their morning show is
simulcast in Wichita, which is halfway between Tulsa and Kansas City. Any
chance your coming to Wichita soon and it isn't on the "Official Tour"[email protected]

John Wesley I heard you on 98.9 the rock on Thursday Sept. 26 for the first time and you are one of the funniest country comedian. Cletus T. Judd ain't got nothing on [email protected]

My wife and myself caught your late show, Saturday night in Beaumont!!! She hasn't laughed that hard since the first time she saw me naked! Thanks for the laughs,[email protected]

Mr. Austin, I really enjoyed your entertainment at the Punchline last Wednesday night. I am interested in what you would charge to perform at an evening event at the Ritz Oconee on October 10. I would appreciate it if you could send me a sample tape of your material and your prices, so we can keep them on hand for future reference. Thank you. Lauren A. Wenger Meeting [email protected]

I recently saw you at Hilarities comedy club, We were there for my wife's birthday, I just wanted to tell you that you made our night! You are one of the funniest comedians we have ever seen and we really enjoyed your show we hope you will return to our area somewhere, so we can bring all of our friends and come see your show again. Thanks for a great night P.S. You even made my prude ass mother in law almost pee her pants laughing, that alone was worth eleven dollars...............[email protected]

You Rock, I Saw you last night in Beaumont Texas..OMG I loved you:).......TxAngelMom@aol

Dear Mr. Austin: I just wanted to write you and say that I saw you at the Riviera comedy club the other night and you were HILARIOUS! Funniest routine of the night and funniest routine I’ve seen in a long time. Great delivery, great presence. I just wish you were coming to Los Angeles on tour so I could see you again.
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I caught your show at Vegas on June 2nd. My ex-employees took me because my husband was at the hotel with a hangover from us being at the Glitter Gulch! It was really a great & funny show and we would all like to see it again. If you are ever in the Orange County area of California (mainly the Irvine Improv), we would like to know!!! E-mail me at if dates come up!!!
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We've listened to your C.D. several times and it just gets funnier every time. Trin was still wondering about private parties? Just let us know. Thanks again and we'll e-mail you soon. [email protected]

Hey JWA, I just wanted to tell you that I got to see you at the Crackers Comedy Club in Indianapolis with my girlfriend, and you have to come back! It was the best live stand-up I have ever seen, thank you so much for making me laugh so damn hard. I hope to see you again in the future, you are one funny fucker! Sincerely, Adam [email protected]

I heard you on the Big d & Bubba this A.M. I really needed a good old laugh this am and you did it. Looked up your site and found where you had been with Aaron at a Red Cross benefit. Thanks a million. We had a flood in our little town of Tuscola, Texas on 7-6-2002. The first one in 70 years. One of the helpers was Red Cross. Several people between 85-95 lost everything they had, but we are rebounding great with help from Fema, and Red Cross. You are [email protected]

Hello, hello!! I am just checking out your web site and saw that there was a way I could write ya! I want to say-Damn good show on Saturday night at the Looney Bin. My boyfriend from Texoma, OK was in town and so we decided to go check out a show. He has never been before, but now I know he is ready to go again! He loved your show. He has a fishing guide service and so he was getting a huge laugh when you mentioned "Your wife says-You've gotta "big one" babe, while out trying to fish/" Well, I like your huge rack also, but babe I am trying to fish." Anyways, you're doing great! Thanks for all the laughs! [email protected]

My husband and I saw you in Jacksonville, FL (though we are from Waycross, GA) at The Comedy Zone around Valentine's Day and you were great!!! I saved a fortune on alcohol that night because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to drink it. We bought your CD and no matter how many times we hear it, it is still hilarious. I can't wait until you are in the area again, we have lots of friends who want to go with us this time, hopefully you will have another CD by then. Thanks [email protected]

Dear Mr. Austin, I just wanted to write to thank you for making me laugh. I haven't had a good laugh in a long time. I really enjoyed your show at The Funny Bone in Baton Rouge last week. I hope you come back again [email protected]

I saw you in Tallahassee a couple years back and you are by far the best comedian I have ever seen. I would like some more info on the Georgia tour. I am in South Carolina and would gladly make the trip to see you. can't wait until you come to Charleston, sc ........[email protected]

You were awesome, I laughed the whole time. if you had not said you were from Georgia, i could of swore, you from Texas. i hope to catch your show again before you leave.... god bless and good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [email protected]

Caught your show on Jan. 19th at the Comedy Catch. You're great man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I had the pleasure of watching you perform in Houston, Texas on Saturday, January 11^th of 2003. Never have I been so surprised at how great a show turned out to be. I will be purchasing a T-shirt and CD from your website (next pay check) so that I can spread the word and enjoyment of your comedic expertise. Thank you for the laughs and may God bless you and keep you safe during your travels. ……[email protected]

I saw you about 5 years ago at Go Bananas Comedy Club in Cincinnati. I have never laughed so hard in my life. My head hurt for laughing by the time the night was over. I think you are the funniest comedian there is. I just found your web site. It does look like you're coming back to Cincinnati soon. So I'll see you somewhere this year just not sure where. Good Luck……[email protected]

I saw you in Farmington, NM on Jan. 25 and thought you were hilarious. I went to the website today to order your CD and apparently, there is something wrong with the Paypal link. I grew up in East Texas, in fact I went to school at Pine Tree in Longview with Rodney Carrington. I really appreciate your type of down home humor. You did a great job. From the town with the comedy club that has short AND long-term parking.....[email protected]

We recently had the pleasure of catching your show at the Plaza in Vegas. Just wanted to let you know how much our whole group enjoyed your show. We also purchased your CD and we're still laughing with you. Thanks for a great night of entertainment.......[email protected]

I just wanted to tell you that we saw your show in Livonia Michigan this past Friday night, and you were hysterical!!!!!! We were celebrating my girlfriends 30th Birthday & I even got my picture taken with you! I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. I hope that you have some type of mailing list, so you'll let us know when you will be back in town! Thanks for a great [email protected]

Hey John,
Me and my wife came and saw you in Beaumont, TX. on March 1st. I just about broke a rib listening to you. I bought a shirt and CD from you that night, I think me and you were the only ones in there that night with our cowboy hats on. Please don't let the small crowd that night discourage you from coming back. I think your one of the funniest comedian I've seen since Eddie Murphy. Hope to see you again soon, keep up the awesome work, And keep that "ONE LEGGED COUNTRY GIRL" dancing [email protected]

HEY Seen your show in SIOUX FALLS....you remember that place...you proposed to your wife upstairs!! YOU WERE GREAT!!! We never laughed so hard...the things that you have in your act are SO TRUE!!! Is there any way that we can know in advance when you will be back here again? We want to bring EVERYONE we know to see your show!! YOU'RE GREAT [email protected]

Man, I saw you at Nit Wit's in Sioux Falls, SD Friday night. I've never laughed so hard in my life........I really wish I had the money to see you where ever you are. You rock the basement of that place. I wish you could send some of that shit to me my brother really is interested in hearing more of you!!!! Would you please send some funny shit my way. I love your stuff man & I'm not talking you manhood either ha ha. If you ever come back to town, I WILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. LAUGHING AT YOU ALWAYS. p.s. I was the one with the with the black bandana with smiley faces on it, not that you saw it [email protected]

I heard one of your CD's for the first time ever the other day and I have to say You are The Best.... I have never laughed so hard in my life. When you come back to Michigan again if you are close enough to where I live I will definitely make your show. Keep up there great work. You have a brand new fan. [email protected]

My husband and I saw you in Harrisburg PA. You were awesome! We're really not big country fans but your show was one of the funniest things we have ever heard. You definitely got a good thing going. Thanks for the night packed with laughs! Keep the songs [email protected]

Caught your show last night at Doc Holliday's in Harrisburg, PA. You were excellent. Haven't seen a comedian that good for a very long time. I related to everything in your dialogue. That may be good, that may be bad. It's a blessing to be able to make people laugh. For some people, it's been a long time since they've laughed. I just wanted to tell you that you're funny as hell. I do wish you'd drop the one-legged joke though. A bunch of us from work went last night and we work with people with disabilities and we felt bad to laugh. You have so much great material, you really don't need that anyway. I can't wait to see you again and tell my friends about you. Good luck and God Bless you and your patient wife that waits for you at home while you're on the [email protected]

Jason and Shannon are saying HI from Wichita, KS. We're just wondering if you have a new CD coming out. We hope so, we're telling all our friends about you.......is that "Right?"......take care [email protected]

Dear Mr. Austin, when you were at Hilarities Comedy Club in Cuyahoga Falls, OH on May 22, 2025 , I, my family & my boss really thought you were terrific. Your performance was one of the best I've seen in a long time. I know that you're a busy performer, & have much more important things to do, but I waned to know if you could do a routine on working in a Drive-thru. Some of the things that happen in the drive-thru are really funny. I work for Holland Oil and yes, Mr. Austin, I do work in the drive thru., 6 days a week 8-10 hrs a day. Everybody wants to get their smokes & their drinks on & they want it fast. You even have the lazy customers that come through with a grocery list. (THAT AIN'T RIGHT!) It was just an idea that I had after seeing your show, & you would be the perfect one to handle it. Thanks for listening, A new fan of [email protected]

I found out about you when searching for things to do in St. Augustine,
Florida before coming over from Wales, United Kingdom. We saw you at the
Gypsy Comedy Club and thought you are great. Bought the CD and keep on
laughing! Hope you come over to the UK as I'm sure you would go down just great. [email protected]

Hi My name is Erin Skamiera. My husband and I saw your show at joey's inside kickers in livonia MI. We really enjoyed it you are very very funny.If we would have not been broke we would have bought your cd & T-shirt.sorry i know that ain't right.But anyway thanks for a great show and we hope to come see you again sometime.... [email protected]

Hey JWA, thanks for the laughs, we saw you at the Gypsy Comedy Club in St. Augustine, you were great. My husband and I really enjoyed your show. Purchased your CD and T-shirt (boy am I getting comments about that ), had to listen to you all over again when we got home, laughed just has hard the second time we heard you that night. Hope your back in the area soon, all our friends can't wait to see [email protected]

I have been a "groupie" of yours since the club first open......I will always support your comedy career and come to see you when you come to Charlotte....you have fans here.......he is crazy. LOL (we already knew that)[email protected]

Played your bit about masterbation last week. You're a funny fucker. Glad you're "XMing". Sonny Fox from XM Satellite Radio...

Hello there From West Virginia! My Husband Luke, and I saw you twice at the Comedy Zone In Charleston WV. Each time with a different couple. I see its not on your calendar again this year and I may understand why. While there, a friend and I had gone to the front desk and over heard you talking with the person at the desk. Apparently you had been bothered or harassed by some guests. I Understand your frustration and am really sad to have seen that happen. We all truly enjoyed the show, (you made my husband spit his drink, luckily on himself and not on our lovely dinner companion!) :) We also heard you on John Boy and Billy. (Isnt rayford a trip?!) We have your CD, you signed it for us, thank you! :) and we have lent it to many people, and have had continuous enjoyment from it. I hope you will come back to WV more often. I see we may have to take up snow skiing perhaps to catch your show again! Though we do visit Snowshoe anually for the Freedom Fest Bike Rally, We haven't gone to Snowshoe in the winter months as of yet. You should consider doing that next JulY !!!! PLEASE!! :)) Go Ahead and buy that Harley! WE just got a 100 year anniversary Rd. King and love it! If you are interested in Freedom fest the website is http://www.snowshoefreedomfest.com/ and if youd like to see pics of our new baby heres a yahoo photo album link. http://profiles.yahoo.com/harley_drifter I hope to see you on the itinerary for Snowshoe Freedom Fest next July!!!!
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Hey John Wesley Austin!!! Thanks for autographing my CD last Friday at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga! We had a great time and look forward to seeing you again. You are the best!!! Thanks again, and come back to see us soon! "That aint right!!!" [email protected]

My husband and I saw your show in Reno last year AND LOVED IT! We live in Marin County, California, and travel frequently to Dallas/Ft. Worth, Lubbock and Abilene, Texas and occasionally to Albuquerque, NM. I see we have missed a show in Albuquerque. Can you tell me if you have plans for any dates in these [email protected]

One hell of a time!!! Everyone loved your show and thanked me for getting them to go. Thanks for the great time and it was good catching up with you for a while. Hope sometime that we can do the vegas re-visited tour in the future! I thank you for getting us in and I hope you enjoy the T-shirt and [email protected]

Great Show In Albuquerque Thanks for the laughs it was [email protected]

Hi, Just wanted to drop you a line to tell you I enjoyed your show Friday night, at Delta Downs. I know why they saved you for last, you were really good!! I have not laughed that much in a long time. Thanks for cheering me up, I needed it! [email protected]

i tell you one thing I was at the Bell County Expo Center last night and you have to be the funniest thing since the hogs at my little brother!! i laughed so hard i peed in my pants. Thank you so much for the great show!! Belton, Texas [email protected]

I knew you were a #24 fan! Awesome! Great site, John and excellent show last night. Tuff to pull it off for a room of only...of...let's see....20 people or so? But you did it! You'd get about 12 miles of material from my awesome southern husband. :) Looking forward to seeing your show again. [email protected]

Howdy, Me and my best friend caught your show at Jose Cuervo weekend at Snowshoe Mountain this past weekend and I have to say you are the best that we have seen by far. We've seen quite alot of comedians and you rock. We were there the night that the old lady Faye was giving all of you such a hard time, and you handled her and everything else great. I truly thought I was going to have to run to the bathroom but was too afraid of missing out on something. So I just wanted to say thanks so much for all the laughs, I really needed them. We had more fun in the one night at the Comedy Celler listening to you than we did all weekend. THANKS A BUNCH......Sincerly ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS IN WEST VIRGINIA....NEVER QUIT......THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!! [email protected]

Hey I just wanted to first thank you for the amazing show at pitt state one more time. The campus is still talking about it!!! And I see a one legged country girl shirt almost daily on campus. I just found out that I am workig the stage crew at NACA nationals, so I will see you there, and a few of the guys still want to go see you in KC on like the 20th or so..we'll see what happens. Well see you in cincy, and thanks again for the amazing show!!! Chris Minton
Club Entertainment Director
Student Activities Council
Pittsburg State University [email protected]

I saw you at the Comedy Club, (Stardome) in Birmingham Alabama, January 9th.
I enjoyed your show so much!!!
I hav'nt laughed so hard in a long long time! Thanks for a good night! [email protected]